she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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