i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
