Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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