its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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