Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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