She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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