I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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