I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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