Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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