It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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