At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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