I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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