idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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