Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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