I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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