my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
try to milk me bitch
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