She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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