I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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