if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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