Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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