You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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