his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im holly from the hills drunk
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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