I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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