some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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