found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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