I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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