Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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