they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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