do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dicks are not precious.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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