your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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