She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My feet surprised me
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