why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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