That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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