sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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