Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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