how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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