take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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