Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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