It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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