There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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