let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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