Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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