Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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