Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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