Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
