dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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