I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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