You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize