I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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