Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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