there were more penises there than on chat roulette
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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