I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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