shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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