I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
