Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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