Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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